What you called the police? Then they will take me in naked! He striped and stood out in front of our home in 17 degree weather. We live in a col-de-sac!
I fixed spagettii and I thought it was too dry so I added orange juice.
It's not over spiced (then where's the meat?)
Kids-please ask him not to make breakfast, we're tired of oatmeal paste every morning.
Smile on face when we pass where he wrecked.
I've been celabrating our daughters Birthday, (tanked at 5) where we joining them for supper?
It's your Birthday?
I like my beer hot.
11:30 PM..What, you don't want the White Castle's I brought you home..are you asleep?
I drove over his case of beer, you would have thought I drove over his best friend!
Nice job on lean to shed..it only took 10 cases of beer to build...11 if the wife hadn't diven over one.
Can't beleive I got out of bed and peed on the floor..must have been the cat.
I just let the llama out to roam in the yard, didn't think he would fall into rain cistrum.
I thought you had the 2 llama males under control.
You just have a scratch on the back of your leg where the llama stepped on you. (a hole large enough to put a marble in)
Can't take Son fishing without Gary...he has the boat!
Way too many to remember in the last 30 years. Just like the Energizer Bunny, he just keeps on going..............