My ex was convinced I was an alcoholic.
She said I know it sounds bad but I don’t want you to stop altogether.
She just wanted me to drink when she wanted me to drink.
Well that worked out well
She dumped me shortly after she qualifyed in her law career for being an alcoholic.
Didn’t let the relationship I’m in now go to waste.
Although I almost did.
The problem was solved by realising that even one drink was not possible. No matter what.