I don't think the fact that you have 2 brown paper bags makes you a pathetic hobo, nor anyone else for that matter.
My biggest problem, however, was similar to yours. I never was falling down in the street, drinking daily or gotten a DWI, so I felt like maybe my problem isnt that bad. But, comparisons don't mean anything. I have plenty of regrets due to my drinking, and one day I could end up with that DWI or drinking every single day if I dont stop.
You have to change your mentality when it comes to drinking. You are here because you know it is bad. It is effecting your life negatively. Pour them out and save yourself from the grief and disappointment that I am feeling today.