Originally Posted by
soberlicious 
and the ever infamous, "I did not have sex with that woman"
Actually, that exact scenario was going through my mind when reading that post.
I'm sorry, Langkah...I shouldn't really be making light of your post but I guess a part of me found it funny because all of that sounds like something I could come up with back in the day when trying desperately to find ways to stop drinking that didn't really involve stopping drinking. The ideas and justifications I came up with were just as outlandish.
I guess maybe I am thinking you have never really met any "alcoholics" who claim to be sober but yet also have these very specific rules in place for when they can drink...and that these plans work for them. I have a feeling that rather you are trying these above theories 'on for size' to see how they sound? Yeah, I guess I believe it is possible for
some people to drink again normally after drinking alcoholically....but I do not believe there are that many people out there who would
successfully do this and then be full of it enough to claim they don't drink.