Originally Posted by
FireSprite 
You definitely have some great stories...... but I need to know, were the unicorns the magical kind that fart rainbows?.... I've heard so much about them!
welp, depends on which surgery. the first one, where i had the lymph nodes carved and ripped out from under my arm, the unicorn walked in lookin like one that would fart sparkles. THEN it turned on me. came over,lifted up my arm to get pillows under it so it was elevated. i KNOW i saw that unicorn change into a fire breathing dragon and laughing as i was seeing stars from the pain!
another surgery(back surgery this time), the unicorn wasnt fartin sparkles, but was real cool. it came in and said,"tom, if you start feeling
pain, push this button."
now, i aint ever had one of them buttons other then to call the nurse,so i THOUGHT thats what the button was for.
nope.
it helped me see REAL sparkle fartin unicorns as i drifted off to lala land!