I am also thinking of telling my husband that cleaning the top and inside of the fridge will trigger me, because there is alcohol on the top and inside. Not true at all, it's beer inside and cheap beer at that and hard liquor on the top, I am just too lazy to do it
The only way I would drink either is if I had wine first. I just really am too lazy to clean the fridge and it has to be done.
...one little white lie, it's not my AV talking, it's my LV (lazy voice)