Moustacheos? Zounds! Gadzooks! I was at the opening of a small inner city art project I contributed to and this very thin, fit older gentleman with a huge -HUGE handlebar- wax twirled moustacheos was there. He had a male partner with him . It was apparent to me they were gay. They wanted a photo op. He stood next to me- and noticed my name on the paper sticky label and said 'well John, I am taking my label off so no one will recognise me'. I looked at his hairy face and said that no one would possibly be able to recognise him. He said 'yes,, they will noi know I am gay'. I was far more interested in the fuzz on his face- a true work of art.