Ohhhh..."Other Half!" I puzzled over those initials for way too long: Old Husband? Odd Husband? Relationships are hard...
Happy Jo! A sober mother hen, preparing her nest for the return of her little chicks! Your drunk boyfriend story (sort of) made me chuckle: I have a best bud who drinks too much beer, who also thinks he's really funny when he's especially buzzed; you can tell because he laughs uproariously after every stupid thing he says, while those in attendance just look at him, blank faced and mildly irritated. I shudder to think how obnoxious I must have sounded while soused...
So grateful that those bad old days are behind us! Carry on, Mayflies...onward, upward, damn the torpedoes...