I have a shrub that's half-dead with some mystery disease.
I just got in from cutting off all the dead limbs and stuffing them in a garbage bag.
I missed recycling day yesterday, and the regular trash truck won't take them; but I have a secret plan.
I know a supermarket where hardly anybody goes. They have three giant dumpsters behind the store. They're always empty.
The contraband is currently in my front seat. Tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn I'll go there and unload it!
Then I'll speed away and they'll be none the wiser!
Who says sobriety is boring?