Good morning neo I just wake insomnia is a killer.
Two dudes roll up to a sobriety check point, Budweisers between their legs. They're plastered, and stand no chance of getting past without getting busted.
They roll up to the cops, the cop peers in, and sees both of them with soggy Bud labels on their foreheads, grinning.
"You two been drinking?"
They smile. "No officer, we're on the patch!"
Good night neo