Sam- canyagettem deep fired?
Bob- I think you need to get a garlic mouthwash to go with the water melon helmet- you could cut side holes in it and make pig tails to stick out. Or to connect with the youngies- make you helmet into a Magneto shape, oh- how they will laugh!!!
Just getting ready for the loony meeting. Stupid fluvax. Hope you feel better travelling B. Travel IS tiring. Fatigue lowers immune system, so hydrate lots. Perhaps pack a second helmet. If someone collapses for an entirely comical, safe, politically correct, non threatening way- and some one raises the cry 'OMG!!! Does anyone have a spare watermelon helmet?" you can step up to the plate.