And the thing is, he thinks he's being absolutely hilarious and if I tell him to stop it he'll say "I'm just having fun jeez! It's my day off". Yet if I had done that you know he would have told me what an ass I was making of myself. There have been other times when we'd get home after a night out and rather than wait 10 seconds to get into the house to go to the bathroom, he'd just whip it out in the driveway saying it's dark and nobody can see him. He has also peed in our backyard in the middle of the day rather than go inside.