Originally Posted by
waynetheking 
Sounds like you want help but on your own terms? If you know what to do and how to do it then why are you here? These are questions I have to ask. After reading your post (twice) I guess I'm kinda confused on how to respond to you.
You sound like me: literal, systematic, logical. I do want help on my own terms. I'm here because I know exactly what to do - get help because I don't know what to do. Just because I want it on my own terms doesn't mean I get it, so I will do the next best thing.
I've learned that my own terms don't always get the results I need, so I'm trying something new. And I mean this with zero sarcasm - Thank you for approaching my post in a way that makes me think the way I can talk to other people going through their personal turmoil. I'm an excellent doctor, but a horrible patient.