Not a laughing matter but I did get a kick out of this Lava:
What else could it have been? AV's cousin?
I think it was, and its name is Norm. We all know Norm but usually he has a word in front of his name. "THE".
Following the same pattern will deliver the same result every time.
You came back here, which is a definite must and you recognize it. Can you make a plan with your husband about doing something new the next time he comes back? Something that breaks from the norm?