Originally Posted by Eauchiche

Hey Dandy!!!
With the holidays coming, these family systems get all stirred up.
These are some lyrics from a Christmas song by Peter Schickele:

"It's ten o'clock on Christmas morn, and all the guests are knocking on the door.
"It's ten o'clock on Christmas morn, and Uncle John's already on the floor."

"It's ten o'clock on Christmas morn, and all the guests are in a festive mood,
little do they realize that Uncle John has eaten all the food."