getting drug tested and alcohol tested was routine for me... A LOT!
they had blue or purple dye in the toilet, no sink - an isolated room with a bowl, you were not allowed to touch ANYTHING, you had to sign that you had nothing to drink or eat within 15 minutes of test - including chewing gum a cigarette - anything, and also, if you coughed or sneezed...
if you coughed in front of the tester you had to sit and be monitored for 15 minutes before they would test - breathalyzer, then you had to empty everything from your pockets - and they checked,,, then wash you hands - NO SOAP, just rinse with water and towel dry,,, it was quite the routine... and if you were late, oh boy...
and no small talk... strictly business... what a pita it was...
oh, and goofing with the sample was grounds for immediate dismissal, do not pass go etc. have a nice day thanks for playing our game...
flounder was gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! and of course squash - again...