Mine would make jokes about trading me in for a newer model.
Then he cheated on me.
He also once told me that "all pu****s feel the same." He didn't treat me at ALL the way I needed/deserved, in any area of our relationship. All he cared about was himself, his beer, and his drugs. And I put up with it for 15 YEARS. Yuck.
Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. We're all so much better off without them!