UPDATE:
So I was fortunate enough to get into treatment on April 4th, and I've now been sober for over a month. I still have one full week left of treatment, and I'm returning later today after a 48-hour leave.
I feel fantastic. This is the best decision I've ever made, and thought I'd quickly share that with you all.
Thanks for the kind words when I was barely hanging on, helping my get through the darkest days.