poop demon wins!!! That was freakin hilarious and really sounds like something I would say.....well done!!
I agree....it doesn't matter how you get sober as long as you get sober! Some people turn to God, some turn to studying the "disease".... I've been sober for extended periods of time, but always end up thinking i'm okay to have a drink...bull...
I don't claim it's a disease...but I call it a drinking problem.... as far as the genes and hereditary aspects go....it's definitely in my family....but ultimately yes we're all selfish for doing it and feel terrible for it at this point!!
Whatever it takes to bring sober peace...whether it be poop demons....or studying alcoholism as the "disease" it's claimed to be...and relating that to your life.