Originally Posted by
Jsbodhi 
Feeling any better turtle?
I just heard a good joke that I will now butcher:
I was sitting in church when a great lightning bolt hit the steeple. After the smoke cleared, Satan was standing there. He looked at me and asked if I was afraid of him. "No" I answered. He asked, "why not"?
"Once upon a time, I was married to your daughter"