heynabonics
The secondary language used in Northeastern Pennsylvania, using quick uneducated-like words to talk about anything.
"Bob had to brush up on his heynabonics before visiting Northeastern PA."
How heynabonics may be used..
When ordering Perogies and Hot Dogs from a church bizzaar:
"Hey gimme couple two tree a dem-der perogies, and maybe one-a-doze hoddags."
When asking if the perogies were good:
"Hey dem-der perogies good, heyna?"
When you go to ask your friend if he's eaten:
You: Jeet Yet?
Him: No, Joo?
When giving directions:
"Well first yous gonna go tru a couple two tree lights, den yous gonna take a left. Then you'll be in soyahville. Go up dem der interstate and youse'll get ta scranin'."
When your teacher tells you sit down:
"Johhny! Go siddown' on your doopa!"
Is this the stuff that you really want to hear? (lol)