Originally Posted by
Ariesagain 
"The perfect woman is a deaf mute nympho whose father owns a liquor store."
One of my ex's favorites...except it was a life goal disguised as a joke.
"I want a 50s wife who brings in an 80s paycheck."
Yeah, he had a lot of them...warnings disguised as humor. He really had no sense of humor, just misogynist, racist, or bigoted jokes he saved up. But just like yours, if I was offended or hurt, he was just "kidding" and I had no sense of humor...then he'd be mad for three days.
It's been 25 years since I've had any contact with him, thank goodness, and I hope he and his new wife (the marriage counselor) are very happy. Bless their hearts.
Yikes Aries. Pretty scary. Even more scary that he married the Marriage counselor!! Wow. Just. Wow.
As an elementary teacher, I used to tell students when they said, "I'm just joking." that jokes were funny to both the listener and the teller. If the one listening didn't think it was funny than it was't joking it was just being mean.