"The perfect woman is a deaf mute nympho whose father owns a liquor store."
One of my ex's favorites...except it was a life goal disguised as a joke.
"I want a 50s wife who brings in an 80s paycheck."
Yeah, he had a lot of them...warnings disguised as humor. He really had no sense of humor, just misogynist, racist, or bigoted jokes he saved up. But just like yours, if I was offended or hurt, he was just "kidding" and I had no sense of humor...then he'd be mad for three days.
It's been 25 years since I've had any contact with him, thank goodness, and I hope he and his new wife (the marriage counselor) are very happy. Bless their hearts.