HAHA!
Good one Shab. I am so gonna steal that. Ah yes, the simple things. I dropped one on a toddler. He was being obnoxious and kept crashing into my office and he had one of those moms who thought he was just so adorable while he was being an out of control brat. Well he came about butt high. It happened.
Sounds horrible... what this job does to me...