Old 02-16-2016, 08:44 PM
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Cow
Woe is Moo.
 
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Willie Wonka (as portray by incomparable Gene Wilder):
The suspense is terrible ...I hope it will last.
Never doubt what nobody is really sure of.
So shines a good deed in a dreary world.
and, my favorite:
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!
I likes to shout that at friends randomly when they disagrees with me about some trivial thing. It always make for laughs.
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