Thread: Diary of a Mad Cow, Part XVIII: "New Year, New Moo!"
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Old 02-16-2016, 08:11 PM
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Woe is Moo.
 
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Jesus God, Sleepies. No matter how freaking negative I is, you just comes in and total steals my Negativity Thunder! Is like when Michael Jackson die couple few hours after Farrah Fawcett and total steals her Death Thunder.



How you going silentrun? I guess I has one good memory like that from childhood. I got run over by raft at beach and was total scrape up and almost drown. Lifeguards save me and spray stingy crap on my cuts and then I sit alone in pain on sand and get really bad sunburn while waiting for rest of family to finish they fun day. When we final get home, I collapse next to my mama in front of box fan in living room. I feel safe to be next to her with soothing hum of fan and breeze feel so good on raw and burning skin. To this day, I sleep every night, including winter when heat is on, with big loud box fan blow on me.
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