Originally Posted by lunar

Last Christmas Eve, I made someone a vodka, club soda with lemon.
I made myself a club soda with lemon. They were both on the countertop,
I got busy, they looked identical. I grabbed the wrong one and took a huge swig.
Totally innocent mistake. Unfortunately, I said screw it and kept going.
This year I'm going to bed as soon as I get home from work. The end.