hahaha just read the 10 reasons to be Gratefull for being sober.. here is my best... and you have to change it a bit .. for when drinking I kissed the Cop for luck.. Hey Richter take the Wife home or we may have to put away for the night hahahhahaha.... Happy Clown to much to drink and dip a cop and kiss him ... loved doing that.. can't sobber hahaahaha
5. Hello, OfficerI now possess the ability to drive in front of police cars and walk by police officers without sweating bullets and hiding my stash. In fact, when I get pulled over, I’m the one with the questions. It’s just such a relief to know I’m no longer breaking the law.