Well guys, I don't know about the others who have read the original post and the replies but I am as sure as I can be that the originator is pulling the wool over our eyes. Driven to drink, off the hard stuff and only drinking beer, sex with strippers, wiffe's refusal, pissing and puking etc etc etc ad nauseam. Now with one or two of these scenarios I might have thought about the problem, with the whole array I am left with the strong impression that we are being subjected to an over-elaborate hoax.
Give me a break and wait for April First next year.
Michael