I know, right? Life is going really well....I know, I'll ruin it with alcohol - again - there's a genius idea!!
Nesty, a kiwi is the brown flightless bird, and that's what the people of the country are named after. And if that wasn't confusing enough, there's also a fruit called kiwi fruit. Frankly, I'm surprised anyone has heard of any of this stuff at all. I doubt you're the only one confused by it :-)