Great Thread! Let me turn it around a bit.
Newly sober, I would look at who was buying what in the express lane. One summer day a very young and very attractive scantilly dressed young lady is in line.
20oz. bottle of Coke, Fifth of Jack Daniels, and one red cup from the deli-soda dispenser...
My heart fell, I could so relate, felt so sad... what awaited her as she goes down that path to her bottom? I still think of that, probably happened 3 summers ago