I will confess to all of you, 3 months ago, I would go up there with the best intentions of getting out of there at a reasonable hour and relatively sober. But the more likely scenario would be me staying until the very end and having a sore stomach in the morning from laughing so much, because we are just a bunch of middle aged country boys who all grew up together in this town. The storytelling would go on forever.
For example, like the time one of the guys thought he'd take his motocross bike for a spin at about 1AM at a halloween party he was having. Wiped out pretty bad (of course) and we had to call the cops. The first thing the cop see's pulling up to the scene is one of our friends in a full hot pink gorilla suit, (and this guy is about 6'5") head, paws the whole works, waving the cop over to the scene. You just have to trust me on this......it was pretty damn funny.