Thanks for everyones concern, I have been asleep for a couple of hours I think I am slowly getting back to normal. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Majids as other people had the same as me
I was woken up by what sounded like a platoon of marines but was in fact my neighbours cat Boris trying to catch some bats flying around outside the balconey eww!
Some of those penguins look like relatives of my avatar Biminiblue
1500 metres elevation should make it very bearable BigSomb
Welcome ditzidandelion
There is a stationers in Archway with one of those old fashioned life size cut outs - in this case a villanous looking Terry Thomas (younger readers will have to google). He is saying " the meanest man in the world buys Roneo Vickers products"