Originally Posted by
2WheelsGood 
2. "Get the box of wine, that way you won't have to worry about running out and nobody can tell how much you've had. It's cheaper anyway."
3. "Go to a different store this time so nobody can tell you just bought a fifth last night and emptied it."
These two really struck me.
Google'd whether I could dilute the bottle a little like a teenager who'd snuck his parent's booze? Yes.
Mixed half of today's fifth into yesterday's almost-empty one before my girlfriend would see it? Yes.
Based when I went to the store on my exacting knowledge of which guys are working when and who I bought from last time? Yes.
Felt terribly guilty and shameful but did it anyway? Absolutely