Corny jokes? I am the queeeeeeeeen!
What did the invisible man say to the invisible woman?
I can't see you anymore!
How does Moses make his tea?
He-brews it
What did the fish say went he hit a wall?
Dam!
Patient: Doc, I keep having these dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You need to relax. You’re two tents.