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I visualized a space age hit dog joint...'
So, what, a Pit Bull with Mafia affiliations that wipes out Dog Mobsters using a Laser Gun?-)
Here's the multiple ~25 Ton Blast Doors that protect the Nuclear War Command Center NORAD buried in the Rocky Mountains just South of Denver. These, closed, should suffice to lock up the ole AV, eh? Ya gotta visualize whatever works...
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