Verte, Fluffer,
i'm not getting a Zen certificate either.
it's okay.
i have a couple of nice things.
you can have a few, too.
not too many.
i simply couldn't understand how the title relates to the rest of the post. still can't get it. i mostly just assume i'm too dense and that there are allusions, tie-ins, references that i'm not cluing in to.
and no, i'm not being facetious. but just to repeat: you can have nice things. buy yourself a $4 bunch of tulips and appreciate them. just sayin....