My ex business associate swore up and down that he had a rare form of cellulitis. He really had HIV which I kinda thought, but the stories that he went on an on about regarding Doctors visits and specialists and how this cellulitis was found in only 1 in 100k people was beyond ridiculous. He would leave to go "to the doctor" and I would see him drive to the bar across the street. Coulda tried a bit harder by going to the bar behind my studio where I couldn't see.