I didn't know Target had butts in stock. Maybe I should pick up a couple.
Kids were watching tv and a fitness program commercial came on. Various people wiggling frenetically all over the screen. "Mommy needs to get that. She's fat." Ok. I'm a little rounder than I used to be but no one has ever in my life called me fat. I have a very low body mass index, thank you very much. I said mommy will never do that particular exercise program. "Why? Because you're fifty?" No, because I'm too out of shape. And they all looked like they were having seizures. Sigh. Kids say the darnedest things. Yoga and biking are more my speed.