Such a nice welcome back with friends
Who especially get the reference to Depends
Finding so much love on this thread
It can clear for a time my tricky head
I'll be 70 soon and hope there's still time
For my health could turn on a dime
No depends, sexy undies again would be mine
If that's the case, after Bradley I would chase
But for now the movie was splendid
American Sniper sorry it had to be ended(?)
For Bradley will so awesome and tush so perky
He'll bring in the Academy Award for sure.
His face so rounded but still handsome
Stealing him would be no ransom
He'll be glad I will mother him
Help him get back to his thin
In the meantime need a new dress
Plus a ticket to the Awards, such stress
For sure he'll be there for the universe to stare
He'll PDA me man times, oh my
The rest of the females to cry
When I go home with him 'twill be fine
No time to write a rhyme
But next day for sure on Limerics, on time
A smile on my face, head to toe a heart race
For Bradley and Oscar are both mine.
I could produce a movie
With Bradley acting so smoothly
Sitting just in a chair
For his fans to stare
And millions of tickets to be sold.
It's an idea quite bold, just to look at him, I'm told
But it's so worth a try and him now mine
Like a Broadway play of just one
Our Bradley's the one with sold out tickets just to look
No standin is needed for stunts and tricks
Just Our Bradley and smiles and some kicks.