OMG I am dying here!
He tried to convince you that YOU bought the beer!!! Now, that's a new one!
Originally Posted by
NerdlyBeauty 
Mine took my debit card over the weekend, went to get beer, then tried to convince me I went out and bought the beer, because it was a good, local brew and not the normal PBR he drinks. Ah, excuse me a-hole, but I was asleep. And I don't drink to help YOU not drink. Nothing ever worked, ever. As the kids say..."good-bye, felicia"!