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Old 04-26-2005, 11:52 AM
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Today Im grateful for toilet paper

Yes, you heard correctly.

Last week was a pretty sad and depressive week. We ran outta TP, the son and I (He being 13, and frankly, uses the toilet in a "Man's" way, if you know what I mean).

I just could not muster the energy to get to the grocery and buy some. We used the generic brand NAPKINS. Ugghhhh, my aching tushy.

I managed to get to many meetings (First things first, right?). Poor kid, asked for the good stuff, "a nice, fresh roll of charmin would just hit the spot, Mom?". I said "Ok, Ok,,soon".

Well, Sunday night was the night! Went to a meeting, got the TP, went home and celebrated with a nice, big wipe "Whhoooosssh".

Actually put it on my gratitude list today: "Grateful for toilet paper".

I gotta appreciate the good things in life!:Flush:
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