Old 12-08-2014, 05:19 PM
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So it's December, and he's planning to drink....in March.

I am sorry to tell you that he is not going to make it to March. He's already made the decision to drink. Once that's over with, why wait until March? It will be sooner rather than later. Please make arrangements to get yourself to a safe place when it happens.
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