I bet I could come close to being the winner on this contest.
MIL -- back before Mrs. Hammer had to go Rehab for the Eating Disorder, would keep buying Mrs. Hammer smaller and smaller clothes -- smaller than our then 10 year old daughter -- and cooing about how wonderful she looked -- "Like a Model!" as Mrs. Hammer went towards skeleton weight.
MIL even got Mrs. Hammer a new exercise bike when she wore the first one out.
Ok. Someone else's turn, I will add more.