A month or so ago, I saw a guy strolling through town wearing a kilt(?). T'was more like OD green cargo shorts let out and sewn as a ..well..a knee-length skirt. It was like 100 out and I was thinking "Right On, that looks comfortable" (to myself). Later in the day when I related this story to my wife and 2 tween daughters I got a "Don't even think about it!", an "ew!" and another "ew!"