Have to admit . . . for fun . . . I would be SORELY tempted to make up crazy stories to tell her.
After watching folks go crazy after Mrs. Hammer has been going around telling crazy lies about me . . . it sort of has a truly comical side to it once one gets detached. (the drama lies are a classic, almost textbook part of Borderline Personality Disorder "Paint You Black," routines with this type Mental Illness)
So tell her that you think maybe he thinks he was abducted by Space Aliens. And probed. [btw, my sincere apologies to anyone who reads this and has been abducted by Space Aliens.]
See how long it takes for that story to get around your little Harper Valley PTA.
oooh, I feel a Sing-a-long coming on . . . .
Harper Valley P.T.A. movie clip / singer Jeannie C. Riley - YouTube