I'm afraid I've taken the scissors to my own hair, which is not only a cosmetological mistake, but it's a sure symptom of alcoholic thinking.
I'm having all of a sudden the last couple of days a lot of obtrusive thoughts about drinking. I'm going to put that out here, in hopes that they'll go away. I think it has to do with some residual guilt around the wreckage of my past, present, and future, which it's just not in the best interest of anyone for me to make public amends for, but still kind of makes me feel like a piece of crap. I know I can't indulge these thoughts. That way madness lies.
OK, I'm going to go look for a piercing parlor.