Originally Posted by
m1k3 
Just to lighten things up a little one member posted several years ago his wife got drunk and not only lost her cell phone and keys, she lost the car. Couldn't remember where she was or how she got there. Now that's a real skill.
Your friend,
I had my ex (then H) call me to ask where he was. He blamed me for talking to him on the phone, (he called), and that he got lost on his way home from work!!!!!! Really now, how was I supposed to know where the h3ll he was.