Originally Posted by
Hammer 
Damn dog anyway.
Reminds me of the Robin Williams routine -- "HEY! Somebody Sh1t in My Pants!"
That's a good one. I think a lot of comedy is one part brutal honesty and one part pain. Add some time and you've got yourself a joke.
He once got drunk to "celebrate" the cat's birthday. Literally, that was the reason. The cat didn't drink a drop, stayed sober all day. I was very proud of the cat's self-control.
The dog was born on Halloween, so that was already covered, excuse-wise.