Originally Posted by
SeriousKarma 
What did he say? That the dog was wearing his pants? And his underwear? Did he also claim the dog was the one to fill the water bottles with port wine on park day?
You really need to do better when choosing pets ladyscribbler.
LOL. Anytime he fouled himself either the dog did it or it was "cat sweat" (who knew cat sweat smelled so much like human urine? Also I'm pretty sure cats don't sweat). At least the animals were housebroken. How do you train a grown man to go on the newspaper or in the litterbox? Obviously making it to the toilet was way too advanced.